Incest Incense: Seven Candles That Will Remind You of the Time You Fucked Your Brother

1: Loves Me, Loves Me Not

This ultra popular Yankee Candle gets 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon and smells just like that super hot, tumultuous, will-they-won’t-they sibling relationship that you guys share.

Promising review: “OMG this candle is EVERYTHING. My brother Chad is away at military school and I miss him so much. This totally reminds me of all those amazing nights we used to share together before my parents sent him away.” – Jessica

Shop it now: https://www.amazon.ca/Loves-Me-Not-Yankee-Candle/dp/B007QINT02

2: Baby Diaper

Available on Etsy, this candle smells like baby powder and simpler times. Oh how you’ve grown.

Promising review: “At first I thought it might be gross to have a diaper scented candle, but this candle brings me back to the night my parents first brought little Bobby home from the hospital. He was so cute, I could just eat him up.” – Evelyn

Shop it now: https://www.etsy.com

3: Christmas Cookie

Remember how it all started? You both reached for Grandma’s famous Christmas cookies and your hands touched and… well, you know the rest.

Promising review: “Smells like cinnamon, nutmeg, and pheromones. Lovely. Will definitely be purchasing another to put by my brother’s gravestone. He always loved my milk and cookies.” – Scarlett

Shop it now: https://www.kohls.com

4: Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

It may have started with Grandma’s cookies, but Mom and Dad’s divorce made it official. Hey, someone’s gotta keep the family together.

Promising Review: “Who knew that such a sad memory could turn into such a beautiful one?! So grateful I came across this candle while browsing online. Feeling truly blessed to have a tangible reminder of such a special moment.” – Paris

Shop it now: https://maliciouswomenco.com/products/freshly-signed-divorce-papers-infused-with-independence-candle

5: Fireball

The sugary sweet, cinnamon burn of your brother’s favorite whiskey solidified forever in a candle? Yes please!

Promising review: “My friend bought me this candle for my birthday. She knew how jealous I am that my brother Hayden is all the way in Florida for College, drinking Fireball with some cheerleaders instead of me. Obsessed!” – Trixie

Shop it now: https://www.etsy.com/listing/238825062/hand-poured-scented-soy-candle-made-with

6: Liberal Tears

The trolls will troll, the haters will hate, and the snowflakes will melt– but luckily for you this candle has a burn time of between 60 and 65 hours. Set the ambience for those political talks that always get you and your brother super heated with this classy candle.

Promising review: The delicious combination of dairy-free milk alternatives and salt water come together to create an enchanting scent. I bought two to set the mood for when my brother comes to town next week!” – CeCe

Shop it now: https://www.etsy.com

6: Sweet Taboo

You’ve kept your dirty little secret for so long, you’re about to burst. This candle embraces everything you can’t (publicly, that is).

Promising review: “I have this candle in 3 different sizes already. If you guys made it into a perfume, I would get it. Smells like passion.” – Candy

Shop it now: https://www.faire.com/brand/b_5r3sbk1v

7: Alabama

From the ultra-hip Homesick line, this luxe candle is a little pricier, but is well worth the splurge for the trip down memory lane.

Promising review: “What can I say? Smells like home.” – Kinsley

Shop it now: https://homesick.com/products/alabama-candle?variant=290789294097&gclid=CjwKCAjw_Y_8BRBiEiwA5MCBJqtDtGvduBPcDhy0c34A_6QW-op-E_H8D43yDLdYlCjUGvhhykUM6xoClOUQAvD_BwE

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