If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily intimidating when they were interested in you but unwilling to make a move? Have you often thought, “This is definitely my fault, I should devote my own time and resources to make sure that other people feel comfortable and unchallenged by the way I look”? If so, you may be suffering from a disorder known as Resting Bitch Face Syndrome. The exact cause of the syndrome is unknown, but researchers believe it may be some combination of being a woman, having a face, and occasionally letting your facial muscles relax. The bad news is, unless the underlying causes are addressed, this syndrome will last for life. The good news is, due to recent strides in research, a new 100% effective treatment has been developed.

Introducing Hisfacin, the first completely safe, over-the-counter treatment for Resting Bitch Face Syndrome.

Hisfacin is a topological treatment applied directly to the face. The biological mechanism behind Hisfacin is simple: when people look directly at you, they see the cutout of a man’s face that is on your face, instead of your actual face. This product works by attacking symptoms directly—your appearance to other people instantly becomes less inherently unlikable. Hisfacin has been clinically proven to be effective in all cases of Resting Bitch Face Syndrome.

Some Hisfacin users have provided more in depth details about how the product has affected their lives.

“Hisfacin works because people see the man’s face in front of your face. It’s amazing, you can actually feel it working! I’ve been extremely satisfied with this product.”

“While I haven’t gotten much attention from men since I started using Hisfacin, I have been hit on by several women who say my distant/thoughtful vibe is mysterious and sexually appealing.”

“I’ve been using Hisfacin for three months now, and not once has a random person on the street yelled ‘Hey you! Why don’t you smile? You’d be prettier if you smiled!’”

“The eyeholes are the perfect size—you can see enough of the world to do basic tasks like sit and lie down, but none of your actual face is visible.”

“My husband suggested Hisfacin to me, and since then our sexual life has improved 500%. When we make love he always talks about my strong jaw, thinning man hair, thick eyebrows—you know, just lists components of my face.”

Thanks to Hisfacin, your Resting Bitch Face Syndrome does not need to hinder you in your daily life. Take the next step, and ask your doctor if Hisfacin is right for you.

Do not use Hisfacin while driving, riding a bicycle, running, walking quickly, or walking.

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