You’ve polished off the bag of candy corn your mom sent you. You’ve slept off your hangover. You’ve flipped your puppy-of-the-month calendar from the chihuahua sitting in a pumpkin to the golden retriever wearing a pilgrim’s hat. Every piece of evidence from your Halloweekend of debauchery is gone… except for the neon yellow pile of fabric on the floor that was last night’s sexy bumblebee costume. But never fear! Here are five ways to repurpose your $50 strip of polyester from Party City so you can feel the spooky spirit all semester long!
1. Declare yourself the arbitrary mascot of your unit/workplace/9am Econ section. 
“Welcome to Johnson and Smith’s Accounting Firm… home of the TIGERS! RAWR!”
2. If you can get a friend to give you THEIR old Halloween costume, Frankenstein yourself a new costume for NEXT year. 
“Trust me, this was super relevant in 2014.”
3. With a little creative accessorizing, make your costume into a fashion statement. 
“I like to call this my Lorde aesthetic.”
4. Turn it into some convenient and cost-effective camouflage!
“Nice to know you’ve been talking some serious shit, Debbie.”
5. Hope your significant other has a really weird, really specific fetish.
“No, honey, don’t worry. Tons of my friends do this for their boyfriends too. Now, what is it you wanted me to say? Oh yeah. Bee-doo, bee-doo…”
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