Did you really think that RBG was susceptible to the failings of human flesh?
Recent news has surfaced that the omnipotent RBG was reportedly hospitalized with three fractured ribs. But, was she? Or, was it all an elaborate publicity stunt orchestrated by RBG and the fast food monolith, Chili’s.
RBG has yet to comment on the story but was sported wearing a Chili’s sweatshirt during her morning workout where it was reported that she completed 68 push-ups and a 7 mile run around her male contemporaries.
When questioned about on their choice of spokesperson, Chili’s responded that “Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg was the ideal candidate for this campaign to bring medium quality meat to the American public because she is everything this country loves: a meme queen, a woman older than 40 who still receives positive media coverage, and a fashion icon.”
Chili’s further commented, “We didn’t think she’d go this far with the campaign but, hey, the woman commits to a bit!”