The Rise of the Booty
If you have listened to any amount of popular music lately, you’ve noticed a phenomenon I like to call “the rise of the booty.” There...
The Maternal Instinct that Wasn’t
I recently attended a close relative’s wedding in Philadelphia. The ceremony was hipster-clad with string lights, bearded best men, and red wine-stained mason jars. It...
Sexting: A Manual
It’s a Tuesday night. The rain is preventing you and your friends from doing much at all, and the last thing you want to do...
The Tim Curry Personality Test
Look at this man: Does he look familiar? Of course he does. That’s Tim Curry, English actor, and he’s been in approximately 6,1042 movies. In...
Build Your Own!
Build Your Own: CLINICAL DEPRESSION! $8.79 SIZE _ High-Functioning _ Crippling _ Considering Lobotomy GREENS (Pick Two) _ Going to Class _ Going to Parties _...
Lemme Upgrade U
You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know...
The Interview Outfit Dilemma
I always thought it was difficult to decide what to wear on a date…until I started having job interviews. Let me tell you, the struggle...
Asking The Important Questions…
To all the little fishys out there, y’all will know just what I mean when I tell you that today’s discussion will cover the “Roommate Agreement.” Oh...
Social Media Schadenfreude
social media schadenfreude: noun, the act of deriving pleasure from the social media-broadcasted failings of others. At this point, Facebook solely serves a healthy dose...
Badass of the Week: Jennifer Lawrence
As most of you know, Jennifer Lawrence is our resident badass in the celebrity world. Unfortunately, even badasses fall victim to scandal. Several nude photographs...