My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
Binge-Watching TV Addict or Seeker of Love?
When I think of my ideal Saturday night, I don’t think of snuggling with a dreamy man, 6’4 with dark hair and matching dark eyes,...
Small Crafts to Do During This Very Slow Rendition of “Happy Birthday”
The big day is finally here! You’re a year older, and you know what that means – Time for another painstakingly slow rendition of “Happy...
Solo Spring Breaker
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
How to Win Free Time and Influence Your Life
I’m awaiting Spring Break with bated breath. My daydreams have powered me through many holed up nights in the 3rd floor stacks of the Rock, giving...
Long Live Flea
Ladies, gentlemen, friends, family, esteemed colleagues – I am writing today to inform you of an important issue. Rather, an important person. In my life....
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
I Walked in on a Boy Pooping (And You Can Too!)
I don’t want to alarm you, but I woke up to a boy pooping. Yes, I rolled out of bed on Thursday, ready for a...