Solo Spring Breaker
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
How to Win Free Time and Influence Your Life
I’m awaiting Spring Break with bated breath. My daydreams have powered me through many holed up nights in the 3rd floor stacks of the Rock, giving...
Long Live Flea
Ladies, gentlemen, friends, family, esteemed colleagues – I am writing today to inform you of an important issue. Rather, an important person. In my life....
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
I Walked in on a Boy Pooping (And You Can Too!)
I don’t want to alarm you, but I woke up to a boy pooping. Yes, I rolled out of bed on Thursday, ready for a...
A Love Letter to Oreos
My Dearest Oreos, Mine sweet sandwich cookies, words cannot express how much thou mean to me, but I must attempt, for mine own sake. I have only known...
What CareerLAB Won’t Tell You: Cover Letters
Internship application season is in full swing, and it’s hitting me harder than the poignant final moments of the High School Musical franchise. (Don’t tell...
Colorblind Blues
As the leaves start to change to a beautiful mélange of reds, browns, and greens, my feelings of autumnal awe are dampened greatly. Those quirky...