I Heard the Voice of God and It Was Shrill and Unwelcoming
Last Friday, the heavens opened, and I heard the voice of God. At least I’m 99% sure it was God. I had woken up on...
Bros Love to Post Hot Pics With Their Cousins on Instagram
I’m not one to care about what bros post on Instagram, because the content is usually the same. Either they show off their pong skills...
It’s More Than Just Puppy Love
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8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
The Blue Room #exposed
Former Brown University president, Henry Wriston, once proclaimed The Blue Room as “the boldest experiment [he had] ever seen.” That was in 1939. Today… not so...
Rules for Brown 2021 Because I’m Your Mom Now
Welcome to Brown, Class of 2021. By now, you’ve probably slurped vodka from a ladle on the roof of Metcalf, slept through your 3 P.M.,...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
Binge-Watching TV Addict or Seeker of Love?
When I think of my ideal Saturday night, I don’t think of snuggling with a dreamy man, 6’4 with dark hair and matching dark eyes,...
Small Crafts to Do During This Very Slow Rendition of “Happy Birthday”
The big day is finally here! You’re a year older, and you know what that means – Time for another painstakingly slow rendition of “Happy...