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Upon Lackluster Response to Bagpipes, Pro-Lifers Turn to Pole Dancing Instead

Posted on October 27, 2023October 27, 2023 by Tanvi Palsamudram

In a spectacular display of tone-deafness, a group of bagpipe-playing pro-lifers found themselves on the receiving end of a cacophony of boos, jeers, and bewildering...

Brown Hires Pro-Life Bagpipe Troupe to Encourage Students to Keep Activism Efforts Local

Posted on October 27, 2023October 27, 2023 by The Rib

When asked for comment, President Paxson admitted to having invited the crew to campus, saying that she thought they would serve as a powerful reminder...

Fuck Diet Culture, I’ll Eat Microplastics if I Want!

Posted on October 2, 2023January 27, 2024 by The Rib

Microbiome filled with plastic, life’s fantastic!

My Thoughts on the Met Gala (WARNING: CONTROVERSIAL!!!)

Posted on May 15, 2023May 15, 2023 by Madeline Tirschwell

If, like myself, you have been finding every possible means of procrastinating your finals, then you probably saw at least some of the Met Gala...

Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

Posted on March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas

ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!

Putting the Men Back in International Women’s Day

Posted on March 9, 2023March 9, 2023 by The Rib

We were so busy all of yesterday celebrating brilliant women around the world and receiving discounts at Old Navy that we missed a crucial acknowledgement....

Ins and Outs of the Holiday Season

Posted on December 19, 2022December 30, 2023 by Linnea Hult

More trend forecasting from the Hult of Personality (that’s me)

Confessions of a Horse Girl

Posted on November 12, 2022November 12, 2022 by Lulu Levy

The time has come for me to reveal something to the public. I am a recovering horse girl. It’s true. I have been keeping this...

An Ode to the Keeney Bathroom

Posted on November 9, 2022November 9, 2022 by Sofie Zeruto

I’m a Keeney apologist.

Situationship Says He’s Finally Ready to Commit…to The Bit

Posted on November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 by Alaire Kanes

"While on a date with Her Situationship, Claire Kane wins the lottery. The emotional lottery."