First Relationships and Other Flapjack Failures
I don’t know about y’all, but I hate pancakes. Actually I do know. You love pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes. Who doesn’t love pancakes? Oh, right,...
The Perils of Uber: Warnings, Woes and Worst-Case Scenarios
Using the popular app, Uber, defies every warning and common sense rule drilled into my head as a child. First of all, you must willingly get into...
1, 2, Barbecue
I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough...
A Love Letter to Gluten
Dear Gluten, You are the starch beneath my sesame bagel. You are the cling to my linguine. You are the glue (ten) that will hold...
Flirting with a Fetish
Last weekend, some friends and I made chicken curry and opened a bottle of pinot, which, (un)expectedly, provided the perfect setting for a conversation...
Middle School Crushes: A Semi-Comprehensive Guide
Let’s face it, we all had some embarrassing crushes in middle school. When it comes down to it, there are five major food groups of...
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A few weeks ago, the LA Times caused global outrage with information from Hello Kitty’s parent company Sanrino that Hello Kitty is not a kitty...
Breaking Down Your Brocabulary
So apparently men need their own yoghurt brand. At least, according to the recently released product “Powerful Yogurt.” Hitting the shelves late last year, Powerful...
A Feminist Review of “Star Wars”
I like Star Wars. I’ve marathoned all six movies and considered dressing up as Leia for Halloween before I realized I couldn’t figure out how...
The 7 People You’ll Meet at Zumba
All Zumba classes are equal parts spandex and Pitbull; by design, it is meant to be ridiculous. Even the best dancers look foolish dancing Zumba,...