Badass of the Week: Jennifer Lawrence
As most of you know, Jennifer Lawrence is our resident badass in the celebrity world. Unfortunately, even badasses fall victim to scandal. Several nude photographs...
The Secret Sexual Lives of Young Girls
Young girls are among the most sexual of all human beings. They do a variety of weird and seemingly unexplainable things. How do I know...
13 Things I Wish I Knew At 13
Being a girl is hard, but being a girl in middle school is absolute hell. No one point has been more universally agreed upon, I’m...
Ambiguously Accurate Horoscopes
I have a confession to make: I consistently check my horoscope. (I also have another confession to make: I’m not super sure what celebrity is...
The Annotated Misadventures of “For Women” Porn
About a week ago, my good friend’s boss gave the charming, albeit slightly inappropriate, advice that “every woman should watch hardcore porn once in her...
Why King Triton Is the Real Villain in “The Little Mermaid”
How long has it been since you’ve seen The Little Mermaid? If you don’t remember, it’s the heartwarming tale of a mermaid who gives up...
Raising Your Dad
Dad. Where to even begin. That poor lost soul, thrust into the world of parenthood without an inkling of what to expect. The terrifying idea that...
Masturba-shhhhhh
We need to talk about girls talking about masturbation. Sure, we can talk about girls masturbating too, if you want. But what we REALLY need...
5 Childhood Fears That Remain Scary Today
5. Eighth graders: When I was a child, eighth graders were scary because they were bigger than I and they used swear words. Now, eighth...
The Myth of the “Basic White Bitch”
If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you have probably noticed the proliferation of articles mocking the behaviors of the “basic white bitch”...