Get Off Our iPhones, Government!
If you’ve been following the FBI v. Apple case, you know that one of the U.S. government’s most newsworthy battles of the day is the same one...
“Damn, Daniel” Deconstruction
Elvis had his pelvis, Salvador Dalí had his mustache, and Moses had his burning bush. These icons changed history forever, but let me ask you...
Extra! Extra! Facebook About it!
Have you ever logged onto Facebook and noticed the trending topics on the side? Have you wondered where these random headlines even came from? Have...
The Pablos of Life
So, Kanye’s album finally dropped, and in a very non-Kanye fashion, the album seems to be about not Yeezus himself, but some guy named Pablo....
The Moral Dilemma of Pirating
I had always considered myself an ethical and morally upstanding human being until a particular Broadway musical was released last year. If you’re like me...
Chris Christie’s Greatest Hits
Let’s take a political poll of sorts. Please raise your hand if you’re a fan of Chris Christie. Okay. Now put your hand down if...
Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That
Seventh grade is only painful in retrospect. I had shockingly high self-esteem for someone sporting clashing red and green braces. But now that I’m older,...
Getting Personal With Leonardo DiCaprio
Precisely seventeen minutes have passed into my interview with actor Leonardo DiCaprio when his voice breaks over a poorly concealed sob. “It’s been…it’s been...
Dr. Ben Carson Explains
My Dearest American People, It has come to my attention that many members of the mainstream media are calling my delayed entrance to the Republican...
Not Just Beyoncé, But Bey-twicé
So the Super Bowl just happened. A ball was thrown, some large men were tackled, and the Broncos emerged victorious. But let’s be honest: how...