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Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda

Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda

Posted on October 17, 2016October 17, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...
The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands

The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands

Posted on October 5, 2016October 4, 2016 by Francesca Lim
As a woman of color born from parents who immigrated to the United States from South Korea, I cannot say that I relate very much...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot

The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot

Posted on October 3, 2016October 2, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
ANOCH – The Lit-tastrophe

ANOCH – The Lit-tastrophe

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Sarah Master
This year, my roommates and I attended the Third Annual A Night on College Hill, or ANOCH. In the past, we’ve had an amazingly good...
To Chop or Not to Chop

To Chop or Not to Chop

Posted on September 25, 2016September 25, 2016 by Sarah Master
A Joint Piece by Daniella Balarezo and Sarah Master Summer 2016 was an awful time for America, but a great time to go for The...
Rachael Ray’s Take on Beyoncé’s Lemonade

Rachael Ray’s Take on Beyoncé’s Lemonade

Posted on April 28, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Rachael Ray Show. I’m Rachael Ray. Spelled R-A-C-H-A-E-L with an A in my last name. Just to make sure....
A Letter from Teresa Giudice to her Jailed Husband

A Letter from Teresa Giudice to her Jailed Husband

Posted on April 28, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
On March 23, Joe Giudice, husband of The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice, reported to federal prison where he will spend the next 41...
Confessions of a Zillow Addict

Confessions of a Zillow Addict

Posted on April 21, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
I like to think of myself as a financially rational human being. In the future, I envision living in an average-sized home, nothing too showy or...
How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition

How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition

Posted on April 20, 2016May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
by Nicole Martinez Are you a rich, famous, pretentious, attractive individual? Of course you’re not! You’re a bloated college student whose diet consists of Jo’s mozzy sticks,...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned

I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned

Posted on April 13, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
  Ah, my first ever college spring break.  I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party!  Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...

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