Donald Trump’s Oscar Reaction Tweets
So the Oscars were this past weekend. Lots of drama, cookies falling from the ceiling, mildly racist jokes by Jimmy Kimmel, robbing of Lin-Manuel’s EGOT,...
All Aboard!
If listening to Kacey Musgraves in earnest has taught me anything, it’s to stay connected to my ~roots~. So in an attempt to stay connected...
Rib Classic Movies Presents: Sarah Clapp & the Summer of 2009
This week on Rib Classic Movies, we tell the story of young actress Sarah Clapp, who, at the tender age of twelve, took the film...
Who Wore It Best: Joe Jonas Edition
There are two things that women in Hollywood are always being mercilessly judged for. The first is their dating life. Taylor Swift (who is generally...
The Poetic Praise of Two Pauls
When people ask me why I write poetry I tell them it’s a means of expression, a way of magnifying and distorting minutiae most people...
Carrie and Harrison: I deserve this
November 15th. It started off like any other normal day, didn’t it? I had eggs and toast for breakfast (perfect energy boost). It was a...
Death to Spongebob, Birth of Sadness
Unless you live under a rock, you must have heard about the crisis of the century: SpongeBob is set for cancellation. When I received the...
Sneak Preview Of My Upcoming Celebrity Memoir
I don’t know about you, but my summer was amazing. It was so good I managed to convince myself for the first time ever that...
Conspiracies On The Hill
You know, I really love a good conspiracy theory. Aliens in Area 51? Um, yes bitch, the truth is out there! Did Bush do 9/11 (and...
Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...