Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve Posted on March 4, 2018March 4, 2018 by Nicole Martinez DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SHAPE OF WATER SPOILERS!! Another Valentine’s Day come and gone, another night spent at the GCB loudly slurring “I don’t need a...
What Would Dua Lipa Do? Posted on November 30, 2017 by The Rib I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
Is the End of Trump Closer Than We May Think? Posted on November 22, 2017November 22, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean 2017 has been a rough year, and there’s been a lot to worry about. I’ve been really worried! All our news is fake, all our...
The Rib’s Tomatoes: Definitely Stranger Than Other Things Posted on November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 by Nicole Martinez Welcome back to Rib’s Tomatoes! This week, we’ll be reviewing Stranger Things 2, the latest season of the critically acclaimed Netflix series which dropped last...
Fun New Ways to Mess Up My Name Posted on October 18, 2017 by Sindura Sriram Images via Sindura Sriram.
The Rib’s Tomatoes: A Gal’s Guide To This Summer’s Box Office Hits Posted on October 2, 2017 by Nicole Martinez Hey everyone, it’s me, your local movie critic, your rag time gal, here to help you out with a pop culture pickle. Did you watch...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping Posted on April 27, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
How to Look Famous Around Campus Posted on April 11, 2017 by Sam Crausman I’ve been rocking some pretty sweet looks around campus lately. So sweet, in fact, a number of strangers have come up to me asking for...
Faking It: My Pop Culture Knowledge Is a Lie Posted on March 10, 2017March 10, 2017 by Elizabeth Purington At the risk of permanently destroying my carefully manicured image, I would like to make a confession: I am guilty of making pop culture references...
Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You? Posted on March 2, 2017 by Sarah Master Self-graded. Keep track of your answers! What’s your biggest Mariah Carey jam? A. “Touch My Body” B. “We Belong Together” C. “All I Want for...