If Halloween Is Officially Over, Will I Still Get #Ghosted?
Let’s face it: at some point or another, we ladies have been or will be #ghosted. If you’re not familiar with this trend, Urban Dictionary...
The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault
At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...
Every Time I Fall In Love with Someone, He Turns Out to be a Midsize Sedan
We all know dating can be hard; finding the perfect man is a daunting task. It’s happened to all of us–he doesn’t look like his profile...
Timothée Chalamet’s Career-Ending Haircut
It’s been almost one year since Timothée Chalamet graced movie screens in all of his peachy glory in Call Me by Your Name. He giggled his...
Elon Musk: Sex Symbol
Elon Musk is many things. He is the CEO of Space X (the group trying to put life on Mars and privatize space travel) and...
I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story.
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...
I Will Not Rest Until I Beat Bobby Flay
Every Thursday from 2 to 7 p.m., Bobby Flay torments me. It doesn’t matter if it’s coq au vin, chicken and waffles, or seafood paella;...
Fifty Shades of Green
Prologue I never thought we would end up here. Not because I didn’t want to (because believe me, I wanted to) but because, I never...
I Can’t Believe I Want to Bone Andy Samberg
I remember running through dark halls, trying to get away from it all. Bats shrieked and witches cackled. Terrifying children called to each other with...
Predictions for the 100th Academy Awards
Tiffany Haddish hosts the ceremony for the 8th consecutive time. After Logan Paul hosted the 91st Oscars and hit Paul Giamatti with a dirt bike,...