Thinking of Posting About Abortion on Dear Blueno? Here are 12 Things To Do Instead!
Posting will not change anybody's mind about the topic, the same way that having an opinion about Andrew's pho will not get you closer to...
The Pillsbury Doughboy Tells All! “Why I Lie About My Height on Tinder”
No woman wants to sleep with a 6-inch tall man of mollified wheat.
BREAKING: Leaked Texts Show Royal Family Group Chat WENT OFF During Oprah Interview
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Adults of PBS Kids Put the Sexy Back in RomComs
You may not have noticed them during your afternoon snack, but they're sure to get your attention now. Help give these hunky men what they...
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
New Remote Learning Tech Allows Teachers to Stand Uncomfortably in Front of Students
"I love virtual teacher!" - Real Child
Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.
She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...
Diary of Robert Pattinson’s Dialect Coach
Robert's film comes out on Netflix tomorrow! Can't wait to hear his French!
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...