Waka Flocka Flame is Running for President
No, you didn’t read that wrong. The one, the only, the future savior of our nation, and the Spring Weekend ’15 breakout star Waka Flocka...
Hillary Clinton goes “unnoticed” in Ohio Chipotle
What do you get when you combine calculated cool with down-to-Earth simplicity? The chicken burrito bowl. And you gotta love how Hillary Clinton’s supposedly “incognito”...
The “Upper East Side” revisited
I’ve done a bad thing. I was bored, I was alone, I was feeling frisky… and I started to binge watch Gossip Girl. I watched...
Aidy Bryant, So Hot Right Now. Aidy Bryant.
If you’re not watching the current season of Saturday Night Live because you’re still mourning the departure of Kristen Wiig, you have been missing out. Yes, Fred...
A Plea to Save “Full House”
There seems to be a new trend in the world of television: rebooting once successful TV shows. These attempts can been seen recently with the 4th...
Reading Between the Lyrics
If you’re in possession of a hard copy of one of Taylor Swifts CDs (which might actually be a rare occurrence these days thanks to...
Spring Weekend ’15 Needs More Kanye
Well, my fellow Brunonians, our spring break has officially come to a close, condemning us for another few months to the cold, barren wasteland we...
An Evening in With Kim Jong Un
Last Friday, I made a choice. A conscious choice? No. But a choice nonetheless, and one that turned out to be the best I’d...
Welcome to My Tea Party
Over the years, Taylor Swift has provided me with many great ideas. I am not a cat person, but I considered getting a cat just...
If You’re Reading This It’s Not Too Late to Download the Drizzy App
Last week, I received a life changing text: “You know I pop bottles ‘cause I bottle my emotions.” Initially, I thought my friend was fulfilling my...