Dear Aziz Ansari: A Real Girl’s Review of “Master of None”
Dear Aziz, Aziz, I’m a fan. Tom Haverford is the main boo, your stand-up makes me pee myself, and Modern Romance is a “sprightly” and...
A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
Justin Bieber Celebrates the Golden 50th Album: “Is That the Light?”
by Emily Adams Rolling Stone interview with Justin Bieber, April 2068 As Justin Bieber nears his 74th birthday, he is still the beloved teen heart-throb he was...
On Trashy Guilty Pleasures
The first thing anyone should know about me is that I’m a piece of shit. No, really. You don’t have to feel bad about it....
Long Live Lincoln Chafee
I used to think the world was full of only chaos, destruction, sadness, death…until that fateful night of October 13th, 2015. The Democratic Debate would change...
If Reality TV Represented Real Life
There’s something magical and irresistible about the world of reality television. These individuals live their lives with such drama and intensity that they draw me...
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE PICTURES PROVING PARANORMAL PRESENCE AT BROWN
Enough with this candy everywhere and dressing-up-as-slutty-Christina-Paxson nonsense. Brown is one of the SCARIEST places in the world for Halloween, AND all other times too. No...
#AskHimMore
Did you hear that?? What sounded like a sack of wet, aged leather falling out of the trunk of a car? That’s right, it was another...
Twilight: Breaking My Soul
I thought I was finally free once I turned 14 and said to myself, “Nicole, the Twilight Saga is not a good representation of healthy relationships. Also,...
BERNIE VS. HILLARY
BERNIE: The race got heated the moment that I jumped in, #feelthebern, baby, that’s no coincidence. I stand for the people, I’m not messing around....