BREAKING: Leaked Texts Show Royal Family Group Chat WENT OFF During Oprah Interview Posted on March 24, 2021March 24, 2021 by Gabby Bianco WeRe YoU SiLeNT oR WeRe yOu SiLenCEd
Astrological Advice to Tickle Your Zoom Fingers Posted on March 19, 2021March 19, 2021 by Chloe Widman Looking to improve your online-school experience? Look no further. I'm sharing expert-level tips and tricks to help every sign in the zodiac.
St. Paddy’s Day: Proof That All White People Do, In Fact, See Color Posted on March 17, 2021March 17, 2021 by Kaitlin Goldin Got'em!
10 Signs He is CHEATING On You Posted on March 14, 2021March 14, 2021 by Zara Norman Could he be any more obvious?
Lesbian Alignment Chart Based on Specific Queers I’ve Met at Brown Posted on March 12, 2021March 12, 2021 by Liana Haigis You know who you are.
Ways to Celebrate International Women’s Day Other Than Saying “Oh, That’s Today?” Posted on March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg It’s okay to forget, but global celebration is required in order to eradicate misogyny.
PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester Posted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 by Ari Brown “I mean, come on, Governor Elbridge Gerry drawing a salamander-shaped district so he could keep Republicans in power in Massachusetts? It doesn’t get more riveting...
He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader Posted on February 24, 2021February 24, 2021 by Zara Norman His smile is contagious, his laughter infectious... he totally takes my breath away!
I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021 by Ari Brown Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk Posted on December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 by Ari Brown “We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”