7 Places that Are Bigger Than the Student Center at Our Ivy League University
We have to stop kidding ourselves. You won't find a spot for your scheduled meeting at the campus center.
Student Paraphrases Smash Mouth in English Class
Aston, who claims that he had no idea the song even existed is now facing several counts of copyright infringement from the band.
My Super Unique, Off-The-Grid, Mysterious, Indie, Cool Girl Social Media Cleanse
A riveting retelling of my activities while being (mostly) off social media this summer (spoiler: super productive and inspiring)!
An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh
You asked for intense, informative journalism about meatless dining hall options, we answered.
Tell Me Your Zodiac Sign, and I’ll Tell You What Spring Weekend Substance You Are
You asked, and the great cosmic overlords answered.
Populist Meme Overlord Trumps his Competition, Becomes UCS President
We think we've seen this film before... and we didn't like the ending...
Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship
Though they have already been worn by an estimated 400 people, the classic red, white, and blue eco leather pair is hopeful that a special...
Things I Appreciate About White People
There are still a few reasons for white people to love themselves
Am I actually like Aubrey Plaza or just on too much Effexor?
I've finally mastered the art of seeming just as cold and calculating as Aubrey, and people are starting to notice.
Where the OG Dance Moms Girls Would Live on Campus
Save your tears for the mattress topper!