Are You Irish or Is It Just Mid-March?
You’re ready for the season of sun, fun, and darties. You know what that means. It’s time to reclaim your Irish.
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
Libtard Freely Inquires, Infiltrates Local Rally
Last night, I decided to break out of my woke bubble and challenge myself by attending Free Inquiry’s panel on comedy and cancel culture, located...
Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?
Jean Claude: Welcome back to Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?, the only game show where we use the plethora of knowledge gathered by...
Why I’m Saying NO…to Study Abroad
Sure, all of my friends are gallivanting around Europe, but I get to watch skunks rifle through trash on Wriston Quad.
An Exploration of the Many Facets of Capital
Have you ever thought to yourself, “I love capital, but it seems so rudimentary. So simplistic. So… single-faceted?? If you have, you apparently are not...
Girl Who Sold Clothes on Main Green Once Now Considering Economics Major
She just understands business.
Confessions of a Horse Girl
The time has come for me to reveal something to the public. I am a recovering horse girl. It’s true. I have been keeping this...
Leaked! Arthi’s Application to Host The Daily Show
There's an opening for hosting gig on The Daily Show-- hiring Arthi will ensure the legacy of hot genius hosts continues. And you can be...
An Ode to the Keeney Bathroom
I’m a Keeney apologist.