Hillary Clinton goes “unnoticed” in Ohio Chipotle
What do you get when you combine calculated cool with down-to-Earth simplicity? The chicken burrito bowl. And you gotta love how Hillary Clinton’s supposedly “incognito”...
Don’t Be These People at Concerts!
To certain fellow audience members of last week’s concert at Lupo’s, I think I can speak for all of us when I say this concert...
Don’t Be These People at Concerts!
To certain fellow audience members of last week’s concert at Lupo’s, I think I can speak for all of us when I say this concert...
Do Better Superman
Superman can do better. (video edited by Dana Schwartz)
Trust Me; I’m an Actor
The traditional format of advertising (i.e. impossibly good-looking actors pretending to be happy because and only because they use Brand A toothpaste or eat Brand...
Proposed Google Doodles For 2015
After thoroughly investigating the Google doodle, I decided I could do a better job than the current Google doodlers. Here are five of my proposed...
Reading Between the Lyrics
If you’re in possession of a hard copy of one of Taylor Swifts CDs (which might actually be a rare occurrence these days thanks to...
Mondays, Memories, Mistakes: Memoir Titles and Their Inexplicable Catchiness
Traditional notions of success are often defined in the context of commencement speeches and father-daughter heart-to-hearts. I’d like to challenge those notions. Because no, despite...
Do Better Taylor Swift
The inaugural vid of a series in which Dana and Natalie discuss how various people/places/things could, respectfully, do better. (video edited by Dana Schwartz)
Poems to Public Eaters: Pt. 1
To Two Apple Girl in the library: I nap no more. Your sounds disturb me so Deeply. Silence Then teeth puncture eager flesh, a moment...