Welcome to The X-Files
***Welcome to the X-Files, the Rib’s own ~loOooOve~ advice column. If you’d like Xtina to use her hefty wealth of knowledge to answer your real question, send...
Poetry from the Hill
Feed your soul with some experimental poetry inspired by my return to college hill. Maybe some of the best poetry you’ve ever read. Maybe not. Erasure Eraser...
Back-to-School Shoppers Anonymous
by Annie Warner I don’t have an addiction; I wouldn’t even call it a problem. I can stop anytime I want; I did stop. I’m...
Sweater Weather
Ahhh, early September. You’ve left your carefree summer glow at home and come back to college, where the scent of fresh school supplies wafts over...
The Ultimate Fall Reading List
As summer comes to a close, and a new semester starts weaseling into our lives, our summer flings aren’t the only things left without closure....
A Letter To My Future Children
by CJ Risman Looking at some of my younger cousins and their technology usage in recent weeks has given me preemptive anxiety about my future children,...
These Sites are Superfun(d): A Tourist’s Guide to America’s Most Toxic Destinations
by Cary Chapman Are you sick and tired of your beach vacation being so freakin’ pristine? Do travel slogans like “a glimpse of paradise” and...
Meeting Celebrities: Expectations vs. Reality
If you’re like me in that you suffer crippling bouts of social ineptitude whenever you meet someone you worship greatly admire, here are a couple...
Waka Flocka Flame is Running for President
No, you didn’t read that wrong. The one, the only, the future savior of our nation, and the Spring Weekend ’15 breakout star Waka Flocka...
Now In Session: Support Group For Girls That Sucked At Youth Soccer
Thank you ladies so much for coming out today. It’s been some time since we quit our childhood soccer teams after taking two seasons to...