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Did you hear that?? What sounded like a sack of wet, aged leather falling out of the trunk of a car? That’s right, it was another...
On Navigating Cuffed Jeans During Winter
When I first arrived to campus, I urgently tried to assimilate to Brown’s culture. I didn’t want to stand out as an obvious newcomer within...
Consider the Jack-O’-Lantern
by Emily Adams They prepare all year. They grow under the hallow darkness of the moonless sky. They ripen amongst their orange brethren. They cling...
A Leaf Peeper’s Guide to Peeping
As a lifetime resident of New England, I can attest to the fact that the fall foliage here is beautiful. I can also attest to...
Puritan Suburbia
ELIAS: Good morrow, neighbor! How fares thee on this fine day? JEZEBEL: Good morrow, Elias. ‘Tis a fine day indeed. I’m faring well, sweeping my porch and...
The Trials of (Cactus) Motherhood
While hustling to the Ratty on a mission for tater tots and Rhody Fresh milk, I was distracted by a casual yet calculated display of...
The Not So Secret Agency: We’re Hiring!
by Emily Adams Do you consider yourself a strong-willed female with great hair and puckerable lips? Do you find yourself suppressing sexual tension with every...
Your New Favorite Water
NASA has found traces of water on the surface of Mars. This groundbreaking discovery presents all kinds of exciting possibilities for humanity. You may be...
The Blue Room and the Green Ribbon: A Spooky Tale
Alfred stopped dead in the middle of the Blue Room. He was looking at the most stylish individual he had ever seen. She was wearing...
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two
Read Chapter One here. Chapter Two: After stowing my textbooks in my locker, I turned back into the crowd of students headed towards the cafeteria....