Teaching Assistants and You
Teaching assistants. We all have them. We all simultaneously love them and hate the subject they teach. We can all thank them for providing incredibly...
I’m Talking to You, Nose
by Emily Adams Cold Season 2016 Dear Nose, Please, turn the brightest shade of red and flake around the nostrils. It’s your time to shine....
Beyond BYOB
“Where do you want to go out for dinner?” “Can we do BYOB?” BYOB has been hot and trendy for as long as the...
The Pablos of Life
So, Kanye’s album finally dropped, and in a very non-Kanye fashion, the album seems to be about not Yeezus himself, but some guy named Pablo....
I Only Listen to “Real” Music
Hello everyone! My name is Your Taste in Music Sucks. I currently live in a basement which never sees the light of day, and my...
Lies to Seem More Interesting: Brown Edition
Raise your hand if you’re a liar. Awesome. I can’t see if you did because this is an online article and science doesn’t work like...
Getting Personal With Leonardo DiCaprio
Precisely seventeen minutes have passed into my interview with actor Leonardo DiCaprio when his voice breaks over a poorly concealed sob. “It’s been…it’s been...
Valentine’s and Data Mines
Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t fully understand you? Do you want to be with someone who knows you automatically, and doesn’t ask...
Shopping Period: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story
Welcome to Shopping Period. You wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar lecture hall. The professor, an older man wearing a sweater with elbow...
Dr. Ben Carson Explains
My Dearest American People, It has come to my attention that many members of the mainstream media are calling my delayed entrance to the Republican...