You Almost Forgot About These Cute Couples Halloween Costumes for You and Your Boo
The witching hour is nigh! Get ready for a night of spooks, booze, and all kinds of creeps by throwing together one of these cute,...
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...
Thanks for Interrupting Me in Class!
Oh, hey Matthew!* Funny seeing you here, in this class that we take together. How are you? Oh, ha ha, that’s a funny story! You’re right,...
Please Help Me, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dear Mr. Miranda, Hey, Lin! First off, I just want to say that I love Hamilton. I anticipated its release last September, and it quickly...
The Rock-Paper-Solution
We solve small problems with passive-aggressive Facebook posts, and big problems by crying in the shower. We solve national problems by dying our skin orange...
All the Small Things (You Swallow While You Sleep)
“Dude, you know you swallow 8 spiders in your sleep during your lifetime.” “What? I don’t know if that’s true ‘cause — ”...
BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands
As a woman of color born from parents who immigrated to the United States from South Korea, I cannot say that I relate very much...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...