How to Come Back from Heartbreak (And The Presidential Election)
The week that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States was a tough one. I had two papers to write, one presentation to...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
Bush, Blue Jeans, and Brokeback Mountain: Cowboy Culture at the Turn of the Millennium
Brown University has long offered a vast array of innovative and riveting courses that challenge and expand students’ modes of thought. This semester students can...
We Gotta Talk About These New Starbucks Cups
Dear Starbucks, No bullshit this time. It’s time to talk about your new cups. I’m not one of those Starbucks enthusiasts who sit patiently outside...
5 Jobs That Don’t Exist Yet (And How To Get Them)
Twenty years ago, no one would have been able to anticipate that social media editor, professional vlogger or Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign Manager would be...
How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween
Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so...
You Almost Forgot About These Cute Couples Halloween Costumes for You and Your Boo
The witching hour is nigh! Get ready for a night of spooks, booze, and all kinds of creeps by throwing together one of these cute,...
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...