If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...
Why I Suck at Black Friday
When the last bite of mashed potatoes is gone and those joyful carols take over the radio, everyone filled with the holiday spirit starts to...
How to Come Back from Heartbreak (And The Presidential Election)
The week that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States was a tough one. I had two papers to write, one presentation to...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
Bush, Blue Jeans, and Brokeback Mountain: Cowboy Culture at the Turn of the Millennium
Brown University has long offered a vast array of innovative and riveting courses that challenge and expand students’ modes of thought. This semester students can...
We Gotta Talk About These New Starbucks Cups
Dear Starbucks, No bullshit this time. It’s time to talk about your new cups. I’m not one of those Starbucks enthusiasts who sit patiently outside...
5 Jobs That Don’t Exist Yet (And How To Get Them)
Twenty years ago, no one would have been able to anticipate that social media editor, professional vlogger or Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign Manager would be...
How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween
Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so...