I Listened To All These Things Backwards and Here’s What I Heard
As everyone knows, rock ‘n’ roll is the devil’s music and many rock ‘n’ rollers have relayed satanic messages through backmasking, a recording technique in...
We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862
The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
Keeney Gym: An Exposé
Last year, I came to the conclusion that Keeney Gym is a nexus for strange happenings after witnessing two bizarre events there. These stories could...
A Millennial’s Guide to Meme Tagging
Have you ever been tagged in a meme? Or maybe you’ve wanted to tag your friend in a meme? I have decided to create “A...
My Life As a STEM Major
I wake up every morning at 6 am. Sike!👏 👏 👏 👏 I never went to sleep ‘cause the grind 👊 don’t 😈 stop👏! Camped out in the...
7 Things To Do At Brown in the Spring – Comic
Images via Sarah Clapp.
Small Crafts to Do During This Very Slow Rendition of “Happy Birthday”
The big day is finally here! You’re a year older, and you know what that means – Time for another painstakingly slow rendition of “Happy...
Solo Spring Breaker
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
Dorm Hunters: Brown University Edition
Narrator: (sounds a lot like Christina Paxson) Prospective roommates Katelyn and Caitlin are looking to share a room during sophomore year. With high expectations and...