And the Oscar goes to…Not Irina Shayk
Ah the Academy Awards. Hollywood’s biggest event unfolded this past weekend. There were winners, there were snubs, but there was one clear loser: Irina Shayk. ...
QUIZ: Why Did You Leave Your JUMP Bike in the Middle of the Sidewalk?
Number 1, who do you think you are, and Number 2, why would you do this to me?
The Top Five Fuckboi Names Guaranteed to Get You into Any Sports Party
"Who do I know? Umm. Luke!"
How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy!
5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
Marry Me Mas!
The Rib Cast debuts with “MARRY ME MAS!” the holiday rom com of your nightmares! What happens when a lonely Christmas-obsessed artisan decides she wants...
4 Things You Missed in A Charlie Brown Christmas Since You Were Breaking Up With Your High School Boyfriend Every Time You’ve Watched It
Christmastime is here and so is your annual break-up with your high school boyfriend, Mark. Ever since sophomore year, you and Mark have shared the...
How to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justices have so much power, who wouldn’t want to be one? Since a SC justice can stay in office for life, you don’t...
Chili’s Confirms RBG’s Reported Hospitalization a Publicity Stunt to Advertise Their Delicious Baby Back Ribs
Did you really think that RBG was susceptible to the failings of human flesh? Recent news has surfaced that the omnipotent RBG was reportedly hospitalized...
