How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy!
5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
Marry Me Mas!
The Rib Cast debuts with “MARRY ME MAS!” the holiday rom com of your nightmares! What happens when a lonely Christmas-obsessed artisan decides she wants...
4 Things You Missed in A Charlie Brown Christmas Since You Were Breaking Up With Your High School Boyfriend Every Time You’ve Watched It
Christmastime is here and so is your annual break-up with your high school boyfriend, Mark. Ever since sophomore year, you and Mark have shared the...
How to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justices have so much power, who wouldn’t want to be one? Since a SC justice can stay in office for life, you don’t...
Chili’s Confirms RBG’s Reported Hospitalization a Publicity Stunt to Advertise Their Delicious Baby Back Ribs
Did you really think that RBG was susceptible to the failings of human flesh? Recent news has surfaced that the omnipotent RBG was reportedly hospitalized...
The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault
At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...
Hold Up! Saturdays? Are For The…BOYS?
What the heck? I always thought that Saturdays were a time of relaxation, a time to escape the dreariness of the work week, a time...
Bear Bucks Diaries
Welcome to Bear Bucks Diaries, where we’re tackling what might be the last taboo facing modern Brown students: money. We’re asking undergrads how they spend...