Yelp Reviews of Sarah Z.
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Who Will Text Me When the 2020 Election is Over?
I didn't realize just how committed these candidates were to reaching out to voters and (more importantly) reaching fundraising goals. But now the texts are...
Five Books Every White Feminist Should Lie about Having Read
The Awakening is considered one of the first feminist books and is way ahead of its time in many regardsThe Sparknotes version is a terrific...
Bed Bath & Beyond, Casper, Tempurpedic Facing Severe Charges: Aiding and Abedding Criminals
Companies have been providing not only mattresses to criminals, but also sheets, fitted sheets, duvets, throw pillows, and stuffed animals.
Send Me Your Bic Pics
Please, I ask you all, help me on my quest! Send me your Bic pics.
Introducing Prince Chaz!
No middle names have been reported but sources have reported that they are considering the name Bowie.
Hey guys! It’s Olivia Jade Here Applying for a Patent
Not even a full day of yachting with USC administrators can make my make-up fade when I have this setting spray on.
Cory Booker in the House: The Goldman Sachs Story
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My Application to Brown University
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Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?