I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead
Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
My Plan for World Peace
Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
New Remote Learning Tech Allows Teachers to Stand Uncomfortably in Front of Students
"I love virtual teacher!" - Real Child
My 3:30 AM Routine to Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder and Cabin Fever
I’ve decided to share my complete morning routine so you can all take notes.
No, He Won’t Get Those Bumps Checked Out: Ribbed for Your Pleasure
Is John using those ribbed condoms? Hell no, this here's some all-natural loving.
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted
If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.
Quiz: Presidential Campaign Email or Relative Asking For Money?
Vote and volunteer today guys.