Ode to Wearing Clothes That Are Not Yours
We’ve all borrowed clothes from friends. Maybe a dress for a party, a pair of black heels that matched way better with your outfit than...
Thanks for Interrupting Me in Class!
Oh, hey Matthew!* Funny seeing you here, in this class that we take together. How are you? Oh, ha ha, that’s a funny story! You’re right,...
Annoying Walkers
Lately around campus, people have been annoying me more than usual. Too often I find myself walking somewhere and minding my own business, when suddenly...
Conspiracies On The Hill
You know, I really love a good conspiracy theory. Aliens in Area 51? Um, yes bitch, the truth is out there! Did Bush do 9/11 (and...
A Day In the Life On the Hill, In Haiku
I sit by Blueno with my blueberry bagel, bought from the Blue Room. +++ Back row of lecture, I see a couple kissing. Too early for...
Creative Fashion Fixes
Two months ago, while stuck in the full heat of August in my air condition-less house (my A/C broke in the middle of the summer),...
BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...
The Transformative Power of Hats
Freshman year was not easy for me. I anticipated immediately finding that camaraderie and love of the institution that everyone talks about, but ended up spending much...
Sign Me Up
You are reading this right now because I signed up for The Rib at the activities fair two years ago. Though I fully intended to...