Thanksgiving Break: 4 Days or 4 Weeks?
Across America, people celebrate Thanksgiving as a time to eat delicious food, spend time with family, and buy obscenely expensive plane tickets home (k maybe...
Not Your Grandmother’s Senior Scramble
If you’ve been keeping tabs on my Rib articles this semester, you’ll know I’m slowly spiraling into an endless void of anxiety and existentialism as...
Rib Comic: When You’re Headed To Class But Feeling A Little Mischievous…
Image via Megan Pope
Cutlery Hypocrisy
In the lovely bathroom of Sears House, a new resident had fully moved in. Perched atop the shelf below the mirror was a shiny, freshly...
What I Saw From The Sub-Basement Level Window Of The Rock
Full disclosure: I just saw a massive slab of concrete and my miserable reflection in the window.
The Toilet That Fought Back
It’s the first day of classes and you wake up from your three-hour slumber–hopefully a bit longer but probably not–ready to settle into your porcelain...
How to Fit in With Your CS Friends (The Ultimate Guide)
Do you think Java is a fancy word for coffee and that Python is a random term for a snake? Are you more likely to...
Monster Ball: Expectations vs Reality
Happy Halloween, you crazy teens! Before we get started, I’d just like to say, if you’re a senior graduating in May reading this article: get...
Rib Comic: Freshie’s First Costume Party
Image via Megan Pope
Which Brown Library Should You Cry In This Week?
Feeling sad today, my friends? But also, a little bit scholarly? Up your crying game by working those tear ducts at one of Brown’s campus’...