On “The Hill” – Page 2 – THE RIB OF BROWN

Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)

Posted on April 23, 2024 by Cassie Travis

This isn't an intervention, per say. We are gathered here today because we love you and we care about you. It just seems like it...

Screaming “He’s Got a Gun!” and Other Fun Things to Do in The Crowd at Spring Weekend

Posted on April 20, 2024April 20, 2024 by The Rib

Just some quirky, fun girl-tivities for this Sunday.

CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!

Posted on April 12, 2024April 12, 2024 by twink husband

Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.

Worst Person in the World Orders a Double Espresso Shot Latte with Caramel, Vanilla, Mocha, Low Sugar and 70% Ice in the Blue Room

Posted on April 10, 2024 by Julien Griswold

Can she have that in her personal mug, to-go? And don't overdo it on the ice.

20 Things Easier to Navigate Than the Brown Housing Lottery

Posted on April 9, 2024October 2, 2024 by Lulu Cavicchi

It's one of Brown’s most opaque administrative wonders.

In New Budgeting Process, UFB Asks Club Leaders for Birth Certificate, Date of First Kiss, Cost of Third-Grade Math Textbook, and Was the Kiss Good, and Did They Use Tongue.

Posted on March 22, 2024 by Eliana Blumberg

In order to obtain the necessary funding, student leaders are required to disclose both their club’s financial activity dating back three years, as well as...

Friend with Market Shares Subscription Making Meal Fit for a Woodland Critter

Posted on March 21, 2024March 21, 2024 by Mia Lane

She had beets, parsley, and a dream.

So, You’re The Only They/Them In Your Gender Studies Section

Posted on March 18, 2024 by Cassie Travis

Are you afraid of ghosts? Spiders? Talking to people tabling on the Main Green? If so, beware. I am going to tell a tale that...

Shocker! Student Trauma Dumping in Section Hasn’t Done the Reading

Posted on March 12, 2024 by Mia Lane

Sophomore Anna Williams had absolutely nothing to say about Nietzsche’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra, but was full of ideas about how her parents’ divorce led to...

Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Posted on March 11, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...