I Love Brown So Much That I’m Having An Affair With An Actual Bear
If I had to describe myself in one word it would definitely be “hardcore.” I have never half-assed anything. That’s how I ended up having...
Ultimate CS Proj-Posals
After leaving high school, I thought I’d never again be graced with the high-stakes, satisfying rush of a promposal. There’s nothing as viscerally awkward and...
An Open Letter to Boys Who Buckle the Top Strap on Their Backpacks
Dear boys who buckle the top strap on their backpacks, Listen up (and don’t buckle up): you–galavanting around with your top backpack strap buckled like...
Hold Up! Saturdays? Are For The…BOYS?
What the heck? I always thought that Saturdays were a time of relaxation, a time to escape the dreariness of the work week, a time...
Spooky Noises Haunting First Years Revealed to Be Insecurities of Previous Resident
A recent increase in student-filed reports of “rattles,” “snarls,” “mirthless laughter,” and “sobs” originating from first-year closets around campus has led to Residential Life conducting...
Bear Bucks Diaries
Welcome to Bear Bucks Diaries, where we’re tackling what might be the last taboo facing modern Brown students: money. We’re asking undergrads how they spend...
Don’t Make Me Sing: Freshman Leaves Ukulele Peeking out from Under Bed, but “Couldn’t Possibly” Do Anything About It
Before the incident, the night had been a perfectly mediocre experience. Solo cups, out. Miniature fan, at work. Sheck Wes, on. Around twenty kids crammed...
8 Productive Habits for Midterm Season
You finally made it. Midterms. Get through this week and you’ll have all of Thanksgiving Break to revel in the joys of Netflix and avoiding...
I Live For The Thrill of Not Password Protecting My When2Meets
Ah, September. The beginning of the school year, the Jewish year, and my own personal rotation ‘round the sun. With the onset of this new...
Pipe Being Laid All Over Brown University Campus
BROWN UNIVERSITY, home of the bears, the books bound in skin, and the children of the rich and famous, has just started work on a...