Pipe Being Laid All Over Brown University Campus
BROWN UNIVERSITY, home of the bears, the books bound in skin, and the children of the rich and famous, has just started work on a...
The Daily Itinerary of the White Person Who Is Dancing at the Front of Dave Binder
8:00 am — My alarm goes off. It’s “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond. It is the only Neil Diamond song I know, and actually, I...
Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin
For those with less free-time and more self-respect than I, Chicken Little is a 2005 animated film about an anxious little chicken, Ace “Chicken Little”...
A Non-Vegan’s Taste of Veganism
I have taken the irresponsible route in dealing with my lactose intolerance for years: I just continued to eat milk and hoped for the best....
My Roommate’s Betrayal
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they lose their innocence. One thing changes, and you begin to understand the horrors of the world. ...
What Your Order At Shiru Cafe Tells Companies About Your Employability
Shiru Cafe, Angell Street’s latest addition, uses funding from global companies to offer Brown students free drinks in a setting “where students can learn about...
Dear Wok: A Break Up Letter
I can’t deny these past couples of months have been amazing. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about us at the beginning. You’re not my...
The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy
I may be a college-age woman who went to a public, co-ed high school with no school uniform and no framed paintings of 18th century...
My Day from Hell
Alternatively, a day in my life if every little thing that made me unreasonably uncomfortable happened to me on the same day because they actually...
Spring Break Acceptance Speech
*Applause* *Whistles* *Shouts* Wow, thank you all so much. *Sheds a tear* You can stop clapping now. Actually don’t. *Winks* *Audience laughs* *Camera zooms towards...