Hi I’m Karen I’m a First-Year and I Really Want My Roommate to Love Me
“Goodnight,” she says to me. “Goodnight,” I respond cheerily. This is the first time she’s ever told me goodnight. She will never know how much...
ShameWalk: DPS Unveils New ‘Morning-After Solution for your Going-Home Needs’
Now, here at The Rib of Brown we have the scoop on a new and long anticipated program to be rolled out and launched this...
My Pre-Emptive Gap Year
Not only should I get the same respect that those who take gap years command, I should get MORE because I delayed my learning progression...
Real Or Not Real: A Shopper’s Guide to Your Spring 2020 Pre-Registration Season
Would you be able to tell real college classes apart from fake ones?
Chanting: Ghosts in the Walls or Athletes in My Basement?
With spooky season creeping up fast, the houses of Providence have begun to appear a little more haunted, the eerie glow of the moon lingers...
Hey Guys Wanna Hang Out???
Please respond!
An Intimate Look Inside the Diary of a Cereal Addict*
I’m definitely eating a lot of Lucky Charms lately, but it’s only because sorting the marshmallows from the cereal is a lot more fun than...
When I Entered The Rock, I Turned Into Nicholas Cage Searching for the Declaration of Independence
My crazy adventure living life as Nicolas Cage in search of treasure.
Look, All I’m saying is that the SciLi Basement is the Perfect Place for a Grocery Store
The basement already serves as a site of socialization, food-sharing, and caffeine-induced tears. Why not add a little bit more flavor?
Male Feminist Smoking On The Front Steps Of The Rock Wants You To Know He Started Reading Marx In Sixth Grade, Not Seventh, You Forgetful Little Slut
Can you believe he was a mere twelve years old when he grasped the nuances of the M-C-M, or money-capital-money, theory? Wow! Some say this...