Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD Posted on October 27, 2020October 30, 2020 by Olympe Scherer Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.
Professor Figures She Can Skip 9am and Watch Lecture Capture Just This Once Posted on October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 by Ari Brown "We’ve all skipped our fair share of classes to watch Lecture Capture in bed, so I honestly can’t blame her.”
Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile Posted on October 12, 2020October 12, 2020 by Zara Norman Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?” Posted on May 23, 2020May 23, 2020 by Isabel Brodsky "Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."
Nodes and Noses Posted on February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 by Sara Caskey I could not have been an Engineer.
Guy Who “Never Does This” Actually Always Does This Posted on February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 by Isabel Brodsky Daniel was just trying to be a nice guy, why did you have to go and make things weird? #notallmen
What Your Favorite On/Off Campus Coffee Shop Says About You Posted on February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 by Ari Brown Your favorite coffee shop says a lot more about you than you might think.
Why Blueno is Problematic Posted on February 11, 2020March 11, 2021 by Zara Norman Where was Blueno at the climate strike? Sitting comfortably in his quadrangle. Complicit.
This Is NOT Fine Posted on November 29, 2019November 29, 2019 by Suzanne A Yeah, I'm a Senior. I don't just sit back and take it anymore. I complain that things aren't how I'd like them, and proceed to...
I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety Posted on November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!