All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing
Coming down from the high of flirting with a new crush at a friend’s dorm party, Jamie Simmons, 19-year old student and idealist, took her...
There Should Be An App For That
Everyday it seems like we are closer and closer to having Black Mirror be a reenactment of reality. Or worse, living like they did on...
Dear Wok: A Break Up Letter
I can’t deny these past couples of months have been amazing. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about us at the beginning. You’re not my...
Fifty Shades of Green
Prologue I never thought we would end up here. Not because I didn’t want to (because believe me, I wanted to) but because, I never...
I Can’t Believe I Want to Bone Andy Samberg
I remember running through dark halls, trying to get away from it all. Bats shrieked and witches cackled. Terrifying children called to each other with...
LinkedIn is My Ex-boyfriend’s Preferred Platform for Stalking Me
LinkedIn stalking is nothing like Facebook stalking. It’s actually the LEAST CHILL way to find out information about someone. If you have a LinkedIn account,...
Why the Amphibian Man from The Shape of Water Is the Boyfriend We All Deserve
DISCLAIMER: LOTS OF SHAPE OF WATER SPOILERS!! Another Valentine’s Day come and gone, another night spent at the GCB loudly slurring “I don’t need a...
Thx Chad
Art by Caroline Zerilli
Hot Takes on Love and Juice from My Fever Dream
Listen up, world. It’s Dana here, your girl. Long time, no see—and by “long time” I mean approximately the last 24 hours and by “no...
Valen-cries Day
It’s too early to think about Valentine’s Day, you say? I beg to differ. It’s never too early to think about the overly hyped, cacao-production...