Sorry I’m Not Clean-Shaven, No Matter How Much You Like To Pretend My Bare Head Is An Ice Cream Cone
I just can’t be all fresh and oily every waking minute, no matter how much fun it is to lick my freshly shaven scalp and...
Worst Text Messages You Could Receive that I May or May Not Have Received
“Hey” Ahh they reached out haha! Ugh what do I say? “Heyy”? No that’s one too many y’s.. Or is it? Or should I say...
I Went On A Quest To Find My Virginity But The Real Virginity Was Inside Me All Along
One day, I woke up with an unidentifiably strange feeling within me. Suddenly, I realized what it was– I was missing my virginity! I was...
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.
Cory Booker in the House: The Goldman Sachs Story
One leading global investment bank. One "liberal" President. The rendezvous that will define the 46th presidency.
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
Five Ways to Flirt with British Girls Superior to Making Fun of Their Accent
So it’s happened. You start talking to a girl only to pick up a… no, it can’t be… is that an… an… accent different to...
Conversation starters for when the conversation dies
We’ve all been through this. The small talk. The awkwardness. If only we could get past the mindless banter and into the juicy stuff, like...
Top 5 Sexiest Pick-Up Techniques I Learned in Europe
Disclaimer: All of these things really happened to me in bars/clubs in Spain over the last semester. Well, folks, I just spent the last semester...
Marry Me Mas!
The Rib Cast debuts with “MARRY ME MAS!” the holiday rom com of your nightmares! What happens when a lonely Christmas-obsessed artisan decides she wants...