Stop! Man on Public Transport Reading Book Written By Woman is (Probably) Not Your Soulmate Posted on October 9, 2021October 9, 2021 by Mia Lane We've all been there.
How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup Posted on July 25, 2021October 6, 2021 by Eliana Blumberg Getting dumped is never fun- but don’t misunderestimate the power of a wise, eloquent, Yale-graduate role model!
The Pillsbury Doughboy Tells All! “Why I Lie About My Height on Tinder” Posted on March 25, 2021March 25, 2021 by Marielle Buxb4um No woman wants to sleep with a 6-inch tall man of mollified wheat.
10 Signs He is CHEATING On You Posted on March 14, 2021March 14, 2021 by Zara Norman Could he be any more obvious?
Adults of PBS Kids Put the Sexy Back in RomComs Posted on February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 by Grace Kim You may not have noticed them during your afternoon snack, but they're sure to get your attention now. Help give these hunky men what they...
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though??? Posted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...
Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha” Posted on October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 by Elisheva Goldberg “I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......
Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?” Posted on May 23, 2020May 23, 2020 by Isabel Brodsky "Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."
My Only Chance at Finding True Love Is in My Next Life Posted on March 3, 2020March 3, 2020 by Gabby Bianco RIP Eurydice but I'm different.
Guy Who “Never Does This” Actually Always Does This Posted on February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 by Isabel Brodsky Daniel was just trying to be a nice guy, why did you have to go and make things weird? #notallmen