Crushes And Coquettes
So you met this new guy. It was at one of those impromptu jazz jams. Then you saw him again at your weekly Empower meeting....
50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)
1. Oh. 2. He has read receipts. 3. Why does he have them on? 4. Maybe he doesn’t realize you can turn them off. 5....
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...
“Watch” This: A Guide to the Movie Hookup
Over the summer, a friend and I were chatting fervently about his latest romantic interest–a Logan Lerman lookalike who lived about an hour’s drive away....
I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be, Baby
I’ve been in a relationship with the same boy for almost two and a half years. Gross, right? I mean, he and I started dating...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
You Make Me Feel Like I’m Living A Teen Mom Dream
The first time I had a pregnancy dream, I was in eighth grade. It went down like this: I was sitting on the field outside...
How Your Ex Never Leaves You
I’ve always believed that I would know I was over someone when he stopped crossing my mind every day. I have found, through diligent research, that this is...
The Never-Mentioned Pros of Long Distance
It’s an all-too-common scene. Innocent girl discloses her relationship status to a friend – “Yeah, we’re doing the long distance thing” – and immediately gets...
Getting your Boyfriend to Accept that Girls Poop Too: A 3-Step Program
All right, everyone, the year is 2014 so I think it’s time. The era of shit shame must come to a close. It may be hard,...