How Kumon prepared me to be an Alpha in this #grind society
For those of you who don’t know what Kumon is, you are blessed. I’m actually not sure how American Kumon works, but the Kumon I...
Top 5 Sexiest Pick-Up Techniques I Learned in Europe
Disclaimer: All of these things really happened to me in bars/clubs in Spain over the last semester. Well, folks, I just spent the last semester...
How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy!
5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
4 Things You Missed in A Charlie Brown Christmas Since You Were Breaking Up With Your High School Boyfriend Every Time You’ve Watched It
Christmastime is here and so is your annual break-up with your high school boyfriend, Mark. Ever since sophomore year, you and Mark have shared the...
Library Yelp Reviews For Finals Season
Working in a supportive, aesthetically pleasing environment can really take some of the pain off of grinding through that 15-page paper or studying for that...
How to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justices have so much power, who wouldn’t want to be one? Since a SC justice can stay in office for life, you don’t...
The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault
At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...
How to Know if You’re Ugly
We all wonder this to ourselves: I don’t think I’m ugly…but…do other people think I’m ugly? Now, if you’re not one to care about what other...
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...