Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance
Here are some ideas for costumes that are just the right amount of topical, quirky, and, most importantly, very obnoxious.
Incest Incense: Seven Candles That Will Remind You of the Time You Fucked Your Brother
This ultra popular Yankee Candle gets 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon and smells just like that super hot, tumultuous, will-they-won't-they sibling relationship that...
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
What Your Favorite On/Off Campus Coffee Shop Says About You
Your favorite coffee shop says a lot more about you than you might think.
The Sexual Magic of First Aid
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
5 Ways To Know For Sure If Martha Stewart Has Possessed Your White Suburban Mom
Have you ever been struck with the sudden and debilitating concern that Martha Stewart, the godmother of lifestyle queens, may have hijacked your mother's soul...
I am Uncomfortable
I don't hate these, but I don't want to see them ever again.
Real Or Not Real: A Shopper’s Guide to Your Spring 2020 Pre-Registration Season
Would you be able to tell real college classes apart from fake ones?
Worst Text Messages You Could Receive that I May or May Not Have Received
“Hey” Ahh they reached out haha! Ugh what do I say? “Heyy”? No that’s one too many y’s.. Or is it? Or should I say...