How to Decide Which Animal to Sexualize This Halloween
A spicy and uncontroversial Halloween awaits!
What the New Moon in Libra Means For Your Relationship with the Ratty
The only relationship that matters.
10 World Leaders and their Pump-Up Jams
The Rib has acquired exclusive access to the music that soothes, excites, and inspires these 10 world leaders to share with you today.
Steinbeck Novels Reimagined as Social Media Platforms
Disclaimer: I have never read anything penned by John "What Prince Charles Would Look Like If He Wasn't Inbred" Steinbeck.
Running it Back for Masked Men
Ladies, if he can’t navigate a piece of cloth with two strings, it’s possible he won’t be able to navigate other, more complicated mechanisms.
Five Hobbies to Pick up and Then Drop When You’re Not Immediately Good at Them
Many people find that actually working to improve at various crafts is a lot less satisfying than just being immediately good at it.
15 Things That Are Not Therapy
but are solid substitutes, in my opinion
Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog.
Plz venmo me $5 so I can get more phone storage.
The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver
You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted
If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.