Your Google Search History Might Know You Better Than You Know Yourself
A case-study on one specific young woman’s search history and the truths it reveals about all of us.
Six Items Outside Keeney You Can Sell to Nostalgia on Wickenden
If you remove the long blonde strands, Nostalgia will happily sell it in their accessories section on the ground floor.
How to Decide Which Animal to Sexualize This Halloween
A spicy and uncontroversial Halloween awaits!
What the New Moon in Libra Means For Your Relationship with the Ratty
The only relationship that matters.
10 World Leaders and their Pump-Up Jams
The Rib has acquired exclusive access to the music that soothes, excites, and inspires these 10 world leaders to share with you today.
Steinbeck Novels Reimagined as Social Media Platforms
Disclaimer: I have never read anything penned by John "What Prince Charles Would Look Like If He Wasn't Inbred" Steinbeck.
Running it Back for Masked Men
Ladies, if he can’t navigate a piece of cloth with two strings, it’s possible he won’t be able to navigate other, more complicated mechanisms.
Five Hobbies to Pick up and Then Drop When You’re Not Immediately Good at Them
Many people find that actually working to improve at various crafts is a lot less satisfying than just being immediately good at it.
15 Things That Are Not Therapy
but are solid substitutes, in my opinion
Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog.
Plz venmo me $5 so I can get more phone storage.