Your Recently Used Emojis: A Window to the Soul
Whenever someone asks to use my phone, I usually have to do some emergency editing before forking over My Precious. This includes erasing incriminating texts,...
A Recipe for the Perfect Millennial Woman
Here’s how you make her. It shouldn’t be too hard – the ingredients aren’t particularly hard to come by. 3/4 of a share in an eco-friendly...
A Ranking of This Year’s Booty Anthems
Let’s face it, it’s been a tough year. While it still has a few months to go, 2014 has already had its share of drama....
Interpreting Font Names
In every student’s life, there comes a time when she realizes Arial or Times New Roman just won’t cut it. This moment is a marker...
The Never-Mentioned Pros of Long Distance
It’s an all-too-common scene. Innocent girl discloses her relationship status to a friend – “Yeah, we’re doing the long distance thing” – and immediately gets...
An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl
The other night, a guy approached me to do the things guys do to girls at bars. You know what the second line out of...
Six Hot/Cool Springter Fashion Trends
March 20th may have been the first day of spring, but that hasn’t stopped the New England climate from bombarding us with polar vortex after...