A Guide to Backpacks in College
As a child, shopping for school supplies was always one of my guilty nerd pleasures. An array of folders begging to be decorated with stickers,...
Halloween Costumes: The Morning After
You’ve polished off the bag of candy corn your mom sent you. You’ve slept off your hangover. You’ve flipped your puppy-of-the-month calendar from the chihuahua...
The Funny Gals’ Costume Roundup
Cady Heron says that in Girl World, Halloween is the one time of year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no...
Texts from Mothers, As Told by My Mother
Now that I’m at college, my mother and I use texting (sometimes Facebook chat…. yes I know, she’s so hip) as our main source of...
Getting Older, Maybe Wiser, Not Entirely Sure
I notice it when the cartilage between my two knee bones hurts after a run. I notice it when I feel like I’m being...
My Daily Existential Crises
What does it all mean? What is the purpose of life? Why are we here? What did come first – the chicken or the egg?...
Revisiting 2000s Angsty Song Lyrics
Blink-182 – “I Miss You” We can live like Jack and Sally if you want Where you can always find me And we’ll have Halloween...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
The Six Villains In Your 9 AM Lecture You’d Like to See Take A Batarang to the Face
Every day, I manage to drag myself to my earliest class with only a few cornflakes stuck in my hair and my pajamas cleverly disguised...
5 People Who Are Allowed to Punch Me in the Face
“I want Beyoncé to punch me in the face,” my friend declared. I hesitated, waiting to see if she meant to say something else instead....