What You Say Vs. What You’re Thinking When I Tell You I’m Writing a Thesis
What you say: You’re writing a thesis? What’s your major? What you’re thinking: I guess there’s no turning back from this conversation now. What you...
Oh, the Criers You’ll Meet!
We’ve all been in the position of sitting next to a crying friend, wondering what exactly should be done to make her stop sobbing. Telling...
Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...
How to Say in Candy What You’re Too Polite to Say in Words
I first learned about the communicative power of candy when my first grade teacher passed out Smarties before a spelling test. Wow, I thought, sugar=...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...
What Your Blue Room Bread Selection Says About You
As someone who has worked in the Blue Room cafe for a whopping one and a third semester, I like to consider myself a bread...
The Definitive Ranking of Box Wine
Whenever I strut confidently into the liquor store, I feel like I need to impress whoever is working behind the counter. Obviously this is totally...
2025 Oscar Predictions
Although many of us are still recovering from the highs and lows of the 87th Academy Awards, we must momentarily put our troubles aside and...
Pros and Cons of Young Adult Life
There’s only one responsible way to handle a major life decision: by making a list comparing pros, cons, and other considerations. Here are your pros...
BuzzFeed Quizzes: An Exploration of Identity
A question that has haunted me for many a millennium is this: why do I spent 1,2, sometimes 10 hours a day taking an absolutely...