Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...
How to Say in Candy What You’re Too Polite to Say in Words
I first learned about the communicative power of candy when my first grade teacher passed out Smarties before a spelling test. Wow, I thought, sugar=...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...
What Your Blue Room Bread Selection Says About You
As someone who has worked in the Blue Room cafe for a whopping one and a third semester, I like to consider myself a bread...
The Definitive Ranking of Box Wine
Whenever I strut confidently into the liquor store, I feel like I need to impress whoever is working behind the counter. Obviously this is totally...
2025 Oscar Predictions
Although many of us are still recovering from the highs and lows of the 87th Academy Awards, we must momentarily put our troubles aside and...
Pros and Cons of Young Adult Life
There’s only one responsible way to handle a major life decision: by making a list comparing pros, cons, and other considerations. Here are your pros...
BuzzFeed Quizzes: An Exploration of Identity
A question that has haunted me for many a millennium is this: why do I spent 1,2, sometimes 10 hours a day taking an absolutely...
A Comprehensive List of Snow Day Rituals
Weather officials have predicted snow in Providence. Again. My real issue is that, with Saturday snow, there’s really no chance of a snow day as a reward...
Staring Contest: A Champion’s Guide to Staying That Way
Last spring, on one of those beautiful sunny days when you feel like the whole world is birthday cake and tulips, I was sitting on...