Horror Movies and the Real Horrors of Life
Over the weekend, my friend suggested that we cap off our night of insane spring break debauchery (read: drinking wine in a Massachusetts basement) by...
A Senior’s First Time at the Whiskey Republic
I’m a senior. Last Monday, I went to WishCo for the first time in my Brown career. (And if you don’t know what WishCo* is, then...
To Fall in Love with Anyone, Do This First
A few weeks ago, while I was scrolling through my newsfeed, I noticed a spectacular number of people sharing the New York Times article “To...
10 AMAZING New Uses For Coconut Oil!
All Of Your Clothes Are Coconut Oil Spring is right around the corner, and you know what that means — time to put away the...
Signs of Spring at Brown University
Ah, springtime. It fills the air with warm sunshine, birdsong, and enough pollen to ensure that those of us with allergies don’t breathe properly through...
Video Chat Charm School
There are very few joys associated with a long distance relationship. One of them, of course, is the freedom it gives you to let your...
Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College
A Day in the Life of My Grandma Or Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College I spent last...
How to Poop in a Public Restroom While a Stranger is Doing Her Make-Up
You waltz into the restroom, ready for action. Ready for some good ol’ defecation meditation. You can already hear it rumbling, it’s so robust. When suddenly…...
Bringin’ Bitchin’ Back
bitchin’ [bit-chin] adj. Not just great, but bad-ass fine. –The Zootramp of Urban Dictionary I have noticed a pattern on this campus – nay, across...
Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit
After a rather random turn of events over the past few days, I suddenly found myself phoneless. As I hate Facebook chat (and social media...