Annoying Walkers
Lately around campus, people have been annoying me more than usual. Too often I find myself walking somewhere and minding my own business, when suddenly...
Will You Go Bald?
It’s the million dollar or $39.99 box of rogaine question that’s on everyone’s mind. Will you go bald? The answer to that question lies in...
The Founding Daddies
Lying, cheating, and presidential sex: it’s never just been for Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton and Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon. The following is an analysis of...
BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
How To Be A Sick Freshman
Every freshman gets a cold the first month of college. At least that’s what I tell myself, so that I don’t feel like a loser...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
Welcome To Another Year Of Me Never Knowing Where The F*ck My Key Is
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Like, an incredible summer. Like, an everything-that-could’ve-gone-well-did-and-everything-that-could’ve-gone-poorly-didn’t summer. Not to brag or anything, but my...
I Am The Grandma Friend
My roommate and I have a list of “Dorm Mandates” on our wall. Most of them are jokes (“Swiffer? I hardly know her!”), most of...
What Your Carry On Says About You
Welcome back from summer break, y’all! Hope you’re really feelin’ all the back-to-school vibes forced upon you by colorful Target commercials and CVS BOGO sales....
Pass(These Damn Exams)over
Well, it’s that time of year again. Your friendly neighborhood Jews are throwing out all their baked goods (protip: Passover is the best time of...