BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
How To Be A Sick Freshman
Every freshman gets a cold the first month of college. At least that’s what I tell myself, so that I don’t feel like a loser...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
Welcome To Another Year Of Me Never Knowing Where The F*ck My Key Is
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Like, an incredible summer. Like, an everything-that-could’ve-gone-well-did-and-everything-that-could’ve-gone-poorly-didn’t summer. Not to brag or anything, but my...
I Am The Grandma Friend
My roommate and I have a list of “Dorm Mandates” on our wall. Most of them are jokes (“Swiffer? I hardly know her!”), most of...
What Your Carry On Says About You
Welcome back from summer break, y’all! Hope you’re really feelin’ all the back-to-school vibes forced upon you by colorful Target commercials and CVS BOGO sales....
Pass(These Damn Exams)over
Well, it’s that time of year again. Your friendly neighborhood Jews are throwing out all their baked goods (protip: Passover is the best time of...
Will The Real Lorne Michaels Please Stand Up?
Over spring break, I happened to casually coincidentally walk past 30 Rock at 1:20 AM on a Saturday night, right as SNL was letting out....
A Hairy Situation
Curly hair is both a blessing and a curse. It’s a curse because it’s impossible to brush, gets frizzy easily, and if you dare try to...
What’s On My Re-Vision Board?
It’s that time of year again—the time to realize that you’ve broken all of your New Years Resolutions. I was supposed to meditate every morning...