Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
Hi, Nice To Meet Me
IDK bout u, but I had a really good summer. It was mostly good because I spent an unusually small percentage of it hating myself,...
Self-Help for Weird People
I am a human being. As a human being, I’ve experienced my fair share of ups and downs. I’m not super in tune with my...
I’m Too Lazy to Write a Whole Book: A Memoir by Dana Schneider
I am a writer, but I am also impatient. In fiction, solid plot and character development takes meticulously and painstakingly crafted detail (read: time). In...
5 Jobs That Don’t Exist Yet (And How To Get Them)
Twenty years ago, no one would have been able to anticipate that social media editor, professional vlogger or Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign Manager would be...
How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween
Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so...
You Almost Forgot About These Cute Couples Halloween Costumes for You and Your Boo
The witching hour is nigh! Get ready for a night of spooks, booze, and all kinds of creeps by throwing together one of these cute,...
Annoying Walkers
Lately around campus, people have been annoying me more than usual. Too often I find myself walking somewhere and minding my own business, when suddenly...
Will You Go Bald?
It’s the million dollar or $39.99 box of rogaine question that’s on everyone’s mind. Will you go bald? The answer to that question lies in...
The Founding Daddies
Lying, cheating, and presidential sex: it’s never just been for Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton and Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon. The following is an analysis of...